tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1539515746131555872024-03-19T01:34:28.609-07:00Kenna's Korner: The Ramblings of a 20-Something Year OldJust writing whatever I wantMackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-16033761683329777692017-06-12T15:51:00.002-07:002017-06-12T15:52:01.918-07:00Unnecessary Things Rich People Buy<div style="text-align: center;">
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***Now, before I begin I want to disclose that I'm not saying I've never done any of this before. I am definitely guilty of one of these unnecessary buys***<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>1. Those individualized license plates things</b></span></div>
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<b>Your parents would be proud.</b></div>
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Like it's your license plate. I'm going to use that extra cash to get margaritas, but hey maybe that's silly. Oh well.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>2. Themed credit cards/checks</b></span></div>
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Don't get me wrong, when I see cards with their dogs on it or puppy theme checks my heart melts. However, I'm going for the free boring kind of those things. </div>
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This is the big one I am SUPER guilty of. Especially back in college when I thought I was cool with designer everything like OK. I was poor enough, yet I deemed it necessary to buy designer things. I will say though, I would only get it at outlets, which were a decent size cheaper, so go me. </div>
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One specific item I purchased designer was the dumbest thing I have ever purchased (Not counting a lot of Spencer's gifts purchases. I love that place). Anyways, I got a Coach backpack for college. NO. It was cute, yes, but it got destroyed too quickly because I put so many books in their, plus being around alcohol didn't help either. Oh boy. </div>
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Either way, I am 100% guilty of this, but it is not necessary. Especially expensive sunglasses. Don't need them.</div>
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I'm sure you are all thinking, "Wow Mackenna thinks we shouldn't buy this stuff, let's not do it anymore." I know my opinion really impacts everyone's decision.</div>
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In other news, Miley is normal again.</div>
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Kinda miss fun Miley. Then again, I'm sure Miley will take my opinion into consideration.</div>
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1. RAIN, RAIN, RAIN, AND RAIN</div>
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I mean who actually likes rain? Like I know Luke Bryan taught us that you know rain makes corn, corn makes whisky, and something about his girl being frisky, I mean we get it. But, really rain just ruins everything in my opinion. Again, I know rain is necessary, but it just is so damn excessive during Spring.</div>
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2. HELLO BLINDING PALE EVERYTHING</div>
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Thanks to winter we are all as pale as the moon (unless you go tanning, but then you just look silly during winter). I mean it's like we literally were locked in a dark dungeon for three months and come out looking like Yzma all pale and scary looking now being forced to wear shorts because of the warm weather. </div>
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3. LEFTOVER WINTER FAT</div>
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Now, my level of motivation for working out is already kind of low and once the cold months roll around, then all hope is lost. The last thing I want to do is leave my comfortable, warm bed and go in the tundra to drive to the gym and workout. It's just not a possible option for me. So, again once Spring rolls around and I am forced to wear shorts, I am not very happy. </div>
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Finally, #4. I NOW HAVE TO SHAVE </div>
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Listen, you are a liar if you're a girl and you say you shave your legs during the winter. I mean we have to stay warm somehow right? Well, with spring arriving I have to shave my legs now. What is up with that? I gotta take an extra 10 minutes in the shower now to shave my legs and I don't know if I am ready for that yet. </div>
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Anyway, I'll end the rant here. Hope everyone has a wonderful day and HAPPY SPRING!</div>
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MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-49918908835918766532016-11-25T08:19:00.001-08:002016-11-25T08:19:08.422-08:00Black Friday <div style="text-align: center;">
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I must say this is my favorite time of the year. All I love in two days: excessive amounts of food and spending money.</div>
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Unfortunately, now that I am an adult (kinda), I have to focus more on gifts for OTHER people and not just myself. All you out there don't act like you don't think the same thing. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love giving presents. I get super excited giving presents. It's just that when I'm out shopping on Black Friday and New York & Company has all their jewelry for 6 bucks, it's difficult focusing my attention on buying for others. </div>
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This year however, I did a great job of buying gifts for other people more than myself (you're welcome). I did compromise with myself though; when buying a gift for someone else I also got myself something which realistically isn't smart but hey baby steps. </div>
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It's officially the holiday season, and yes after THANKSGIVING it is. Sheesh why doesn't anyone decorate for Thanksgiving in November. No blow up turkeys in the front yard we're all jumping to Frosty the Snowman, but I guess my opinion doesn't really matter. </div>
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Before I get out of here, I just wanted to give you a sneak peek of my new website I am creating.</div>
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Okay, the link is not working. Oh Dunkin Donuts wifi why do you fail me. Anyways, guess I need to do some more work.</div>
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We are now going to begin a new feature called: ADULTING.</div>
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Obviously, this is part one. To explain further, these next few blog posts (or whenever I feel like throwing you a curve ball) will explain my experiences as a fellow rookie in the world of trying to be an adult. </div>
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I am going to begin this struggle with a little story. Now I can't cook, however, when I was in middle school high school, FORGET IT. I was not intelligent at all when it came to cooking, baking, etc. Back in middle school, I was making those cute little smiley french fries. Damn, they were good. The cutest and tastiest litt--ah! I'm getting off track. Anyways, I was baking them and when I went to take them out, they fell off the sheet and into the 400 degree oven. Or in other words, REALLY FRIGGEN HOT. So, what did I do you ask? Like a normal person did I use a useful method? Ha, no. I grabbed a broom. A BROOM. I mean, who does that? It was <i>no bueno</i> to say the least. Thankfully, my intelligent friend was there to stop me but wow. I'm embarrassed to even tell it, but hey I didn't burn the house down so I got that going for me. </div>
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The point is that my cooking skills I'd say are a little under-average.</div>
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They're probably at the level of Rachel from <i>Friends</i> when she made a "Dessert" with the wrong recipe. </div>
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I am officially moved out and on my own (kinda). I don't enjoy having to cook every night. I also cannot order take out every night because although it's good for my soul, it's most likely bad for my health and ESPECIALLY bad for my wallet.<br />
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So today I want to talk about the struggles of moving. I am currently in the process of moving out and <i>wow </i>is it a lot of tedious, annoying work. First of all, you take how ever many hours (which feel like days) to pack all of your cstuff, only to then contemplate for another extra hour or so on what useless crap you actually need. You go back and forth thinking to yourself, "Well what if I need these metallic tight shorts for a "Back to the Future" themed party or what if I need those jeans that don't fit anymore for when I kick ass on this new diet where I'll drop 30 pounds." All incredibly useless things you keep anyway.</div>
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Secondly, you tend to travel down <i>good ole</i> memory lane by reminiscing through your old middle school yearbook making fun of yourself for wearing that scented t-shirt or when you forgot it was picture day and wore a purple jumpsuit. Then you find your old journal and that's when you're seriously off track because after reading it you remind yourself of how dark and weird you were.</div>
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After you're actually done packing, then you have to decide what you still need before you move. For instance, the very last thing I packed personally was not my toothbrush or my shampoo, but my XBOX 360. Priorities. Priorities. </div>
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Once you haul everything last friggen thing into the car(s), then you get to drive it to your new place. Once you get there, surprise! You get to unpack EVERYTHING you just packed. All this while you don't have Cable or Internet so you're forced to just put on Shrek 1 and 2 to keep your sanity.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">FOREWARNING: Today's post isn't as fun and purely entertaining as I usually do (let's face it, I'm hilarious)</span></div>
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Whaddyaknow?</div>
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the surrounding environment, welcoming the stumbling regulars to their daily
trips. Day in. Day out. Day in and day out, they make an annual visit getting
their booze to drown themselves in for the entirety of what was left of their
evening; they’re left with their wandering thoughts of why they chose to purchase
that same bottle of The Captain<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"> </i>again
and again and again. Sometimes their minds travel towards why they chose to
purchase any alcohol in the first place, but somehow they are brought back to
that same aisle in the same liquor store purchasing the same damn bottle. In
their perception it was dream, but it was really a curse. They felt fine during
that delicious (but mostly dark nowadays) drunk; where all the worries about
whether they could pay their bill that month, or last, has run away. Or how
they lost the one they loved to the treacherous curse titled Captain Morgan.
Those thoughts sailed out of their minds and drifted away, hiding from them
until they took that last sip, because they think maybe, just maybe this time
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Dean faltered step by step from the
last bus stop going through a<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>town
in Louisiana, about an hour outside of New Orleans, a place where people roamed
happily. However once night fell, the doors were shut and the drunks,
“druggies,” or whoever else awakened from their afternoon slumber after passing
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“No…God no Tic-Tacs from the store,
that I would—err get them candy,” Dean stammered to himself as the bus drove
off in the distance. He wobbled his way into the liquor store where the bottles
awaited for his leisure. His stench diffused throughout the store causing a mix
between the several scents of the establishment. Watching his feet one by one
he made his way to the Vodka aisle. He just had his whisky fix and had to
switch his options. He eyed the brands of the Vodka, but suddenly changed his
mind and cast his eyes to the Tequila section. He smiled because he suddenly
remembered he had salt at home. As he went to grab the Jose Cuervo off the
shelf, he realized he had no lime at home to use to take his shots of Mr. Jose
Cuervo. He then quickly remembered that he had half an apple left from lunch a
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“Same difference,” he said to
himself as he swayed back and forth attempting to keep his balance. He acted as
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Dean wiped his dirty, sweaty hands
on his worn out jeans that he forgot to wash the day before. His bright purple
neon LSU sweatshirt he grabbed from a Lost and Found box at the local
recreation center beamed so loudly in the store, the clerk couldn’t help but
notice Dean stumbling his way around the store as if he was learning to walk
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The clerk cleared his throat, and
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He looked around folding his hands
together on the sticky counter, which suddenly reminded him he had to clean
that off before his boss ripped him a new one again for leaving the store “a
shitty and utterly disgusting pig pen” again. He scratched his dry hands
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Dean glanced up at the clerk,
swaying back and forth some more and squinted. After a moment of silence
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“Huh?” he finally said back to the
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“I said, uh, are you doing okay,
sir? I have seen plenty of people passing through here. Believe me, they never
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Dean set aback from this rubbed his
eyes and straightened himself back up, for just a second, then shrugged back
down into a slouch. He felt his emotions and mind sink to the floor, beneath
the tiles. He didn’t think anyone would even notice, or care for that matter. He
possessed this emptiness inside of him that he never realized would disseminate
so quickly in such a desolate town; nonetheless, such a vacant store on this
Wednesday night. The Wednesday a week after he lost the love of his life. Well,
he thought she was. He didn’t know what to do. His love, the true love of his
life gave him that ultimatum: it was her or the bottle he had sucked halfway
down already. Dean decided a lifetime with his buddy, alcohol, was better than
irrevocable love from his beloved, beautiful woman. Sadly, he made the bottle
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“Lemme tell you somethin’ sir,” he
slurred out to the clerk, now moving closer to the counter, booze still in
hand, “I…am in love…and you know who that is?” He zigzagged back-and-forth
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“My love is this beautiful baby
right here,” Dean continues. “Awh, you’re looking fabulous tonight baby…mwah!”
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did it make him forget. All his memories with her suddenly rushed all back into
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The clerk looked at Dean and said,
“Listen, I work here five days a week, and I have witnessed a lot of things. I
don’t say much, because well it ain’t any of my business, but buddy…you got to
get yourself together. I’ve seen way too many broken hearts and crushed lives
stumble through here, and it’s tough watching it happen. I see people ruin
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“You got to try, because there is
no life coming through here, it’s only gonna take it from ya. I can’t allow
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Dean propped himself up, and opened
his eyes wide. He scratched the top of his head making sure he was listening,
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“I’m gonna get’er back!” Dean
shouted, “Damn it, I want her back and I’ll get her. Screw this life. I’m gonna
fix it. I’m gonna fix it!” The clerk smiled as Dean raced out of the store, tripping
a few times, but nonetheless running with a purpose. Dean disappeared into the
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the day he heard the bell from when a customer walked through the door. He
perked his head up, and checked the clock. It was 11:02 a.m. He heard the
clunking of bottles from the rear of the store, and felt the heavy stumbling
footsteps near the counter. Startled by the heavy footsteps, he dropped his
keys. When he looked up, he saw the same bright LSU sweatshirt staring at him,
the overwhelming smell of whisky, and that same bottle of Jose Cuervo in that
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MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-30350882080374839052016-08-15T11:28:00.003-07:002016-08-15T11:28:54.989-07:00The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Review<div style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Helloooooooo</i></span></b></div>
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For today, I will provide my incredibly intellectual literature review of a book I recently read titled, <i>The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.</i><br />
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<i></i>If you're not familiar with this book it is about <b>a disgraced journalist</b> named Mikael Blomkvist, played by Daniel Craig (yum) and <b>a freelancer surveillance agent and researcher </b>named Lisbeth Salander who is a badass, played by Rooney Mara.<br />
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Anyway, so there's this guy named Henrik Vanger and he was previously the CEO of this family business called Vanger Corporation. Forty sum years ago, his grandniece, Harriet Vanger, went missing and he is desperate to find her killer. So this is where Mikael and Lisbeth come into play. They take on this decades-long mystery and try to solve it.<br />
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and yadayadayada there's sex and guns and action. I will not blow the ending for you, but I will say this was a good read. I'm not too much of a reader (although since I graduated college I've had a lot of time on my hands), but this book kept me on the edge of my seat. The main female character, Lisbeth, I must say is incredibly powerful, and you can't help but love her and how edgy and straight forward she is.<br />
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On that note, I must say the weather is dreadful (I know, I'm talking about the weather and I should stop).<br />
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However, the humidity and sun blazing down on my needs to end. It's too much. I am having the tendency to hide in my air conditioned house all summer, and if I keep hiding like this I may end up like Gollum.<br />
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But hey, I guess I can't complain. At least I don't live in Florida right now. </div>
MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-51838925710179711402016-05-27T15:08:00.000-07:002016-05-27T15:08:00.961-07:00Vacation with Geezer<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Well, <i>whaddyaknow, </i>all topics today involve good ole geezer.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">So, long story short I had an appointment 45 minutes away, and so we drive all the way out there just to find out, I can't have the appointment. **sigh** Although, we were a bit bummed we drove out that far for essentially no reason at all, we made a marvelous discovery during the drive back. We found out there is an IHOP in the town we were at. We now can take a trip to IHOP if we must.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">3. There is BOTH several IHOP's and Waffle Houses (and unfortunately Denny's). In fact, there was a Waffle House right down the street from my hotel. </span></div>
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So I have been meaning to post about my 5K I ran two weeks ago. The reason why is because my father and I realized some things about 5K races. There are types of people we noticed that would <b>most definitely </b>destroy us in the race. Unfortunately, it is a relatively long list. Neither of us actually prepared for this race, so we didn't expect the gold medal. However, I would've like a participation trophy or maybe a free pen or something. </div>
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For this week, my dad and I went to Quakertown Family Restaurant. Now, the only thing that drives me nuts about going there is the location. It's a maze trying to get into that parking lot. Otherwise, it's a great place. Great people. I do enjoy the wide selection they have on their menu, but I don't seem to venture anywhere past the breakfast menu being that I really only go there for breakfast. Besides, I can only handle trying to maneuver around Route 309 so many times.</div>
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Anyways, my dad (who I will refer to as Al from now on) and I both got there close to the same time. I parked in a different parking lot--because, you know, I can't handle the maze-like fashion of trying to get to that parking lot--and we both looked at each other and started texting each other funny things like teenage girls. </div>
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There is a short clip of some sort floating around on Twitter of a piece of Adele's new(ish) song, "Hello." This particular footage is from a portion of the music video for this song, and essentially it combines that music video with a clip from Spongebob Squarepants. Don't even ask me what Spongebob is because that hurts me if you don't know what that show is.</div>
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That's Miley's philosophy. What an inspiration.</div>
MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-36537815852670819062016-03-31T11:02:00.002-07:002016-03-31T11:02:19.623-07:00"Breakfast with Geezer"<div style="text-align: center;">
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I will be continuing my exercise tips next week, but something different for today.</div>
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I want to introduce a new weekly post I will be doing. In addition to my usual [awesome] blog posts, I am beginning a segment titled...</div>
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Now this isn't breakfast with geese or anything.</div>
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"Breakfast with Geezer" is a segment about my breakfast trips with my dad every week. As you all probably know, you may know my father as Al Penwasser. If you have any type of sense of humor, you'll visit his blog page <a href="http://alpenwasser.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">http://alpenwasser.blogspot.com/</a>. You will not regret it, he is hysterical. I mean where else would I get my fantastic sense of humor from? </div>
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Yeah me neither. Anyways, my dad and I visit several diners throughout our area and I am going to begin writing about it every Thursday. So, not ONLY will you have one post a week from me, you'll have TWO posts a week!</div>
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<li>Generally, I will ATTEMPT to run straight 30 minutes, but this isn't always the best thing to do. First, it's so mother******* boring. More importantly though, there is is this concept titled, "Cardio Bunny." This is where people think the way to lose weight is to just RUN, RUN, AND RUN. </li>
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Now, I am NOT saying running isn't important, because it is very important. Cardio in general is important, but you do not need to run the same pace for 30 minutes, because not only is it so incredibly boring, but it is unnecessary. </div>
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<li>If you do not want to just do the treadmill, trying breaking it up. For instance, do 10 minutes of running, 10 minutes of the bike, and 10 minutes of the row machine (Also, very good machine). It'll go a lot faster doing it in small time frames such as this. </li>
<li>Or, if you don't like any of that, try out HIIT (high intensity interval training). For more information on that, visit <a href="http://www.bodybuilding.com/" target="_blank">http://www.bodybuilding.com/</a>. I HIGHLY recommend this website for anything fitness related. If you do not believe me about any of the stuff I say, I promise this website will be incredibly helpful for you. </li>
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I hope I helped a bit for your future workout today. Either way, here's a a little bit of Miley for your day. </div>
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It has been quite awhile since I have posted...yikes! I was in hibernation, because it has been pretty chilly outside. </div>
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So, the Oscars 88th Academy Awards were this past Sunday. Guess who didn't watch it?</div>
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That's right. I did not watch it. I didn't watch it because I had no interest, but because I simply forgot about it. However, I did hear some fantastic news. I nearly cried tears of joy for this particular winner. He has been nominated for many years, but has never won this award. I am proud to announce the Best Actor in a Motion Picture is......</div>
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Finally! You go Leonardo! You finally w--</div>
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Uh oh. There seems to be a mistake. The real winner is...</div>
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Totally kidding, Leonardo. You totally won.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">The poor guy was waiting way too long for this. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Anyways, tune in for my next blog post where I teach fellow beginner gym goers some lifting ideas. I'll go by each gym day I follow and provide you with ideas on what exercises to do.</span></div>
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Today, I was looking around at other blogs and a particular blog really stuck out to me. It's titled, Born Fitness. If any of you are like me, and like fitness and staying healthy (sometimes) then you should definitely check it out. </div>
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To sum it up, the post explains why diet plans fail. I know first hand why, because I have failed and failed and failed again. A lot of people tend to give up what they love such as: ice cream, cake hamburgers, etc. Then after depriving themselves of fantastic food for so long, they crack! </div>
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(By the way the answer is Reykjavic)</div>
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Just kidding, I have no clue, but that is the only one I can pronounce.</div>
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Honestly, give up on the food depriving diets. Just portion your foods. GASP! It's really not much coming from me, because I will be the first one to try those diets over and over again. Don't do that, and portion your foods, because I am telling you that you'll be a lot happier in the long run. </div>
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My suggestion is to purchase a large water bottle and keep it on you all day, every single day. That way it forces me to drink of 'whole heck of a lot' of water everyday. Let me tell you that water bottle comes in handy when I walk up a flight of stairs, and I am thirsty. </div>
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MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-82075925740679936372016-02-10T16:47:00.001-08:002016-02-10T16:47:57.156-08:00Thinking way into mundane things <br />
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Tonight as I am sitting here drinking a cup of the finest coffee I am wondering about a lot. Now, let me elaborate since I sound painfully vague right now. </div>
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First, I'm wondering why I haven't taken advantage of these Victoria's Secret coupons lying right beside me on my desk (yes, I looked up which form of "lying" to use because quite frankly the English language is f***** up). I would've had billions--okay not billions--but I would have some good deals on items there if I just got off my sorry behind. </div>
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Anyway, that really is not the main goal of my post today. **PHEW** Right? Could you imagine if I sat here for 25 minutes talking about panties and bras? Ha ha. Ha.</div>
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The real topic I was sincerely thinking about today while drinking my coffee was the concept of <b>coffee mugs</b>. Now, listen real quick. I know you're thinking "What the eff" does it matter? Who gives a flying "you know what" about coffee mugs. Now, let me elaborate real quick here. </div>
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I was sitting here drinking out of my Edgar Allen Poe mug, and I realized that the type of mugs we use really tells the world about us. Now if you don't know who Edgar Allen Poe is, I'll explain in a quick few words. He was a poet from the 1800's who was incredibly infamous for his unquestionable darkness he expressed in his poems. Like my goodness, that man gives you the chills. Not joking. Just look him up. Here's a picture for reference if you know, want to know what he looks like for whatever reason. </div>
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I must say though that the mustache "really adds a little something extra don't cha think?"</div>
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Anyways, what made me choose this kind of mug? What does it say about me? This particular mug has a bunch of Poe's famous lines written all over the mug, plus an absolutely dashing picture of him. This mug could mean I am a die hard poet fan who likes reading dark and fantastic poems, or it could mean I like the colors and it was a good price at the "Poe Evermore" performance I went to back in November. Who knows, but I went out of my way to present that mug. </div>
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Or for instance, I also have a mug with zebra stripes and purple surrounding the whole circumference of the cylinder. I do like purple, and I make sure the general public knows that singular fact about me; yes I also went through a zebra print obsession phase back in freshman year.</div>
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Even coffee mugs represent what we are apart of. I have a couple mugs representing my university. </div>
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My brother even collects coffee mugs; he brings a fun coffee mug into work every day. I don't blame him though, because I do plan on doing something like that once I am a true big shot adult.</div>
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MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-79804419988528502082016-02-05T09:42:00.001-08:002016-02-05T09:42:55.291-08:00Just Wear a Hat <br />
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Today, I really would like to talk about a serious issue in the world of women. This kind of problem makes us cringe and convinces ourselves the right to be slapped in the face by beauty itself.</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Bad hair days.</span></b></div>
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The reason I feel the obligation to discuss this topic is because I suffer from this "fashion emergency" at least a few days a week, if not, nearly everyday. For instance, a couple days ago I was getting ready for class. Now, maybe I should've showered that day, but does that really matter [it does]? </div>
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Anyways, I did every type of style on my head possible to fix this issue. </div>
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1. I threw my hair up in a bun, but of course with this new haircut I am sporting-- this entices loads of layers--I unfortunately failed miserably being that all the "layers" have this desire to fly down providing me with a wispy hairstyle. </div>
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2. I tried braids, but again, those nasty little "layers" fly out of my head some more. </div>
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3. My last attempt was a pony tail, but unfortunately since I failed my first initial task to shower, that idea flew out the window. </div>
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Ladies, just wear a hat and be done with it.</div>
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Mackenna didn't shower that day.</div>
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She had a bad hair day.</div>
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Mackenna suffered a beauty disaster.</div>
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Don't be like Mackenna.</div>
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Be Jennifer Aniston.</div>
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Always be Jennifer Aniston.</div>
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These snowed in days are filled with hopes of snuggling with that girl you always wanted to, well, snuggle up with, snow angels, hot chocolate, and ultimately no school </div>
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Although, I must say not having class today was fantastic, I still dislike snow for eternity. Unfortunately, I didn't get to snuggle or drink hot chocolate all day. I watched my favorite Travel Channel's TV show, <i>Ghost Adventures.</i> Don't get me wrong I enjoy watching three steroid filled men chasing ghosts and screaming, "Dude!" and "Oh my God, dude!" every five seconds (I love it).</div>
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I was completely and totally okay with doing this all day. When I say I did this all day, I did perform this activity all. day. Not joking. Not at all. But hey, I didn't have the stereotypical college student drinking booze fest this BLIZZARD 2K16. Guess I'll have to wait another 20 years. </div>
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MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-19314070726365902852016-01-22T18:30:00.003-08:002016-01-22T20:20:17.554-08:00Quick Pic<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Which means that <i>Kenna's Korner</i> is actually pretty close to <i>Penwasser Place</i>.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> See what I did there? Although, the image of fish sex is a little unsettling.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Anyway, speaking of <i>Penwasser Place</i>, I've asked the proprietor of said establishment to pen (short for "penwasser," I...am...so...clever) a short (he promised) post. So, without further adieu...you know him as "Al." I know him as "Dad" (seriously, has anyone NOT figured that out?).</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Let's give it up for Al Penwasser!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Good afternoon, Kenna. Can I call you 'Kenna?'" </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Certainly! Can I call you 'Al?'"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Certainly not. Shall I go ahead?"<br />"Sure...yeah...go ahead."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> Anyway, I'd like to thank my daughter for allowing me to visit her humble place. As I told you over at <i>Penwasser Place</i>, this is my first guest post, so I hope I'm doing it right. It doesn't seem too difficult. After all, it's not like I'm setting up a healthcare website, is it?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> I gotta tell you, I was very pleased to see that Kenna started her own blog, through no persuasion on my part. Mostly, because it should be her decision. But, also, how much time do you think it takes to come up with uproariously funny <i>Captain Captions</i> week after week? </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> I also didn't try to steer her in this direction or that. Of course, I did make a couple suggestions. For instance, the first name for her blog was something like <i>Ramblings of a White Girl</i>. I thought it was kinda funny, but she didn't immediately understand how, in today's day and age, it might be perceived. Bad enough her last name is Lynch (come ON, does anybody NOT know THAT!?).</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> That all said, I was surprised that her tone, her style, her "schtick" is very similar to my own. Except for the "man humping fish" thing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> </span><span style="font-size: large;"> If I've learned nothing else in the years I've been a wildly successful, award-winning author who cleans toilets for a living, I've learned that keeping blog posts short and (dear Lord, I hope) funny is the way to go. Including a couple pictures along the way also (dear Lord, I hope) helps keep people interested. Pictures with captions are also a fantastic idea, as well. They (dear Lord, I hope) hold peoples' interest. If nothing else, they provide easy material for a quick comment as readers scroll through the post.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> For that, you all are welcome.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> Luckily, <i>Kenna's Korner</i> already does that. My biggest suggestion to her is that she keep a "picture library" on file. That way, she can quickly go to her list rather than Google a particular image.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> Finally, I suggested she go with one or two posts a week. Most importantly, she can concentrate on her work as a college student-she'll be graduating in May. Plus, one post a week will keep the things fresh, resulting in an excited readership who just can't wait to read each new entry. You know, like a <i>Penwasser Place</i> (dear Lord, I hope).</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> So, in keeping with my advice, I'm going to keep this short and go fishing.</span><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I haven't been around in over a month, and I am still kicking myself for it. Regardless I normally wouldn't use memes, but I found this quite necessary being that I have been a "you know what" and fell off the face of the Earth. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">In case anyone was worried (probably not), I am out of hibernation and ready to start writing again. </span></div>
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I swear I won't talk too long. But here is just a couple things I am thinking are worth discussing being that it is the New Year. </div>
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#1<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmD6C4Zj8sSF8g8zExO6GwBtPUeEQYVko3wvKP4zgpx4Lf_P77lpxjD9kayzxzVnJR6zU1unap4_U-at0YJ2_9gQG3cXP9WlQUn5Mtt3kQxKckleG-q1nFE6te0iTbufnc9GYx8r-Hwlc/s1600/151110131819-clip-on-man-bun-groupon-large-169.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmD6C4Zj8sSF8g8zExO6GwBtPUeEQYVko3wvKP4zgpx4Lf_P77lpxjD9kayzxzVnJR6zU1unap4_U-at0YJ2_9gQG3cXP9WlQUn5Mtt3kQxKckleG-q1nFE6te0iTbufnc9GYx8r-Hwlc/s320/151110131819-clip-on-man-bun-groupon-large-169.jpg" width="320" /></a><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i><u>NO NO NO NO NO</u></i></b></span><b style="font-size: xx-large;"><i><u> NO</u></i></b></div>
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I'll start a hashtag for this one: #STOPMANBUNS2016. Just stop. </div>
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First of all, 10$ for an attachable man bun? Pass.</div>
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Second, I am not saying I hate the style necessarily, BUT the clip ons are just a no in my opinion.</div>
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#2 <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq1O9JWTxCnGN2xsKQZC4z6mjrirn1B78wFNX1dcFfOoLSet-myzSLl6LIR2z5oHatJ3qAdJwIlnM_e7g6VCcbHFm_kbuPIvlg9bLRdbTh9hi_PGXFmF2TdDSpQi2903IR-AsMIxjyoCE/s1600/JustinBieber12.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq1O9JWTxCnGN2xsKQZC4z6mjrirn1B78wFNX1dcFfOoLSet-myzSLl6LIR2z5oHatJ3qAdJwIlnM_e7g6VCcbHFm_kbuPIvlg9bLRdbTh9hi_PGXFmF2TdDSpQi2903IR-AsMIxjyoCE/s320/JustinBieber12.jpg" width="273" /></a>Now I am sincerely asking....when did he become popular again? I know the whole redeeming himself album, and the Justin Bieber roast, but all of sudden he is a huge thing again. Just wondering.</div>
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On a side note, he resembles someone pretty familiar with that new haircut.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Any way, I could really go on about 2015, but let's just leave it at that and agree it was a good year, and we are all looking forward to this coming year.</span></div>
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MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-75109125097894384422015-12-01T08:22:00.001-08:002015-12-01T08:22:07.195-08:00Last week of Hell<div style="text-align: center;">
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For college students (that would be me), it is the last week of classes then it is the dreaded finals week of hell. I'm sure everyone is not entirely the happiest they've ever been these two weeks. </div>
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I mean, Lindsay doesn't seem ecstatic for finals. </div>
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Finals week welcomes you like the devil welcomes you to the fiery pits
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Now the commencement of torture for finals week, but it doesn't have to be ALL that bad. Here are some tips to lesson the stress during these next couple weeks for students: </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>1. </b>Exercise! I know for me personally, exercise is a wonderful way to de stress. It releases some happy hormones or whatever they're called. Either way, exercise is a plus. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>2. </b>Eat healthy, well-balanced meals. I know, it is so goddamn tempting to snack for 3 years on that bag of potato chips (not that it would take that long, those bags are half air), but you must resist!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>3. </b>Do not forget to take a couple study breaks. I don't know how people can study for 6 hours straight without wanting to tear their eyes out, but in any case, always give your brain a break. Do a something for a half hour such as going on a walk, write [kind of like what I'm doing right now (mind blown)], or simply just knit or something. I don't know what you people do for fun. <br /> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Study on folks! You can do this!</span></div>
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Ah yes, Thanksgiving is t-minus one week from today. Yes, it is already Thanksgiving time. It is time for over eating, over drinking, and lots of questions from your family that you must answer about 50 times throughout the entirety of the day. </div>
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I think my favorite time of November though is the two weeks between November 1st and Thanksgiving. Now, it sounds insane because nothing interesting happens then besides the bi-polar weather (& Veteran's Day). The reason why I enjoy those two weeks is because I enjoy seeing the incredibly anxious Christmas celebrators who decorate on November 1st and start their Christmas caroling immediately following taking down their Halloween decorations. <span style="color: black;">Fal la la la la it is Christmas time</span><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIltQfX9q7op-qr8jl5H1DQblgNF3ZO7BlgFkiLVRXkZaK7Ac8CS8iqwUf85hzvtX41n2_p0m570YRRDAQ0EM9NGYtwNSqAKwJeh-mUxBPokSWgTh7iPJXHnYv22Zhq22DsnImcfqBVfA/s1600/igrtmages.jpg" /> </div>
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In contrast, there is so "Bahh humbug" people who just can't quite get into spirit. In other words, these are are the bitter people who rant on social media about how it is not "Christmastime" and there is still Thanksgiving, blah blah. The clashing between both sides is purely entertaining. </div>
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See a bit of both holidays? Compromise.</div>
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Anyways, Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas ***pause for angry rants about how it is not Christmas yet. </div>
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I'll leave you with some nice Christmas spirit from Miley. </div>
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MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-87104082765781989162015-11-10T10:30:00.001-08:002015-11-12T08:06:00.706-08:00Inspiration <div style="text-align: center;">
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MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-48738345456369384862015-11-03T09:26:00.002-08:002015-11-03T09:27:33.862-08:00Halloweekend to an End<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">All the pumpkin picking pictures, the spooks, and the awkward month filled with chilly mornings and blazing hot afternoons are coming to a close as November begins.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Now, I am not in any way "hating" on these concepts because I know I am guilty of it myself. The pumpkin spice lattes are my guilty pleasure, and you can't go pumpkin picking without taking basic pictures. So, I get it. You can't go wrong with going to at least a million haunted attractions throughout the month of October. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Yes, I dressed up for Halloween as well. I didn't do anything too crazy. If any 90's babies recall <i>Doug</i>, I was the main character's love interest, Patti Mayonnaise. If you still are deprived of a childhood and still don't know who I am talking about here's a visual image: </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">In my opinion, there are three types of people on Halloween. </span></span></div>
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Then there's the third type of person on Halloween (which is my personal favorite). That would be the people who just dress for humor. Unfortunately, I don't have a Mean Girls reference for this one, but here's some Miley again. </div>
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In all seriousness though, Halloween is easily one of my favorite holidays; you can be anyone for a night (or 3). It's also a day where you can't be judged for what you wear or who you are. It's just all silly and fun, and you can't go wrong with that.</div>
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MackThoughtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17843464240718359330noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153951574613155587.post-91940836058902249672015-10-31T06:00:00.000-07:002015-10-31T06:00:00.091-07:00Deep Thoughts<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;">Now I'm thinking...I should go to sleep now.</span></div>
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