Tuesday, April 4, 2017



I'm sure everyone is just oh-so excited now that spring has arrived. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, it's getting warmer, etc. 

Well, I AM NOT.

I am here to tell you why Spring is my least favorite season. 

One does not simply just love Spring. 

Okay, I am not saying I'm not excited for the warm weather. Trust me, I am. However, there are so many factors about Spring that I just cannot stand and they go in order like this.

I mean who actually likes rain? Like I know Luke Bryan taught us that you know rain makes corn, corn makes whisky, and something about his girl being frisky, I mean we get it. But, really rain just ruins everything in my opinion. Again, I know rain is necessary, but it just is so damn excessive during Spring.


Thanks to winter we are all as pale as the moon (unless you go tanning, but then you just look silly during winter). I mean it's like we literally were locked in a dark dungeon for three months and come out looking like Yzma all pale and scary looking now being forced to wear shorts because of the warm weather. 


Now, my level of motivation for working out is already kind of low and once the cold months roll around, then all hope is lost. The last thing I want to do is leave my comfortable, warm bed and go in the tundra to drive to the gym and workout. It's just not a possible option for me. So, again once Spring rolls around and I am forced to wear shorts, I am not very happy.  

Finally, #4. I NOW HAVE TO SHAVE 
Listen, you are a liar if you're a girl and you say you shave your legs during the winter. I mean we have to stay warm somehow right? Well, with spring arriving I have to shave my legs now. What is up with that? I gotta take an extra 10 minutes in the shower now to shave my legs and I don't know if I am ready for that yet. 

Anyway, I'll end the rant here. Hope everyone has a wonderful day and HAPPY SPRING!

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