Monday, June 12, 2017

Unnecessary Things Rich People Buy

Unnecessary Things Rich People Buy

***Now, before I begin I want to disclose that I'm not saying I've never done any of this before. I am definitely guilty of one of these unnecessary buys***

The suspense is killing you isn't it?


1. Those individualized license plates things
Your parents would be proud.
Like it's your license plate. I'm going to use that extra cash to get margaritas, but hey maybe that's silly. Oh well.

2. Themed credit cards/checks
Don't get me wrong, when I see cards with their dogs on it or puppy theme checks my heart melts. However, I'm going for the free boring kind of those things. 


3. Designer, anything.
This is the big one I am SUPER guilty of. Especially back in college when I thought I was cool with designer everything like OK. I was poor enough, yet I deemed it necessary to buy designer things. I will say though, I would only get it at outlets, which were a decent size cheaper, so go me. 

One specific item I purchased designer was the dumbest thing I have ever purchased (Not counting a lot of Spencer's gifts purchases. I love that place). Anyways, I got a Coach backpack for college. NO. It was cute, yes, but it got destroyed too quickly because I put so many books in their, plus being around alcohol didn't help either. Oh boy. 

Either way, I am 100% guilty of this, but it is not necessary. Especially expensive sunglasses. Don't need them.

I'm sure you are all thinking, "Wow Mackenna thinks we shouldn't buy this stuff, let's not do it anymore." I know my opinion really impacts everyone's decision.

In other news, Miley is normal again.

Kinda miss fun Miley. Then again, I'm sure Miley will take my opinion into consideration.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

WELCOME SPRING

HAPPY SPRING!

I'm sure everyone is just oh-so excited now that spring has arrived. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, it's getting warmer, etc. 

Well, I AM NOT.

I am here to tell you why Spring is my least favorite season. 

One does not simply just love Spring. 

Okay, I am not saying I'm not excited for the warm weather. Trust me, I am. However, there are so many factors about Spring that I just cannot stand and they go in order like this.



1. RAIN, RAIN, RAIN, AND RAIN
I mean who actually likes rain? Like I know Luke Bryan taught us that you know rain makes corn, corn makes whisky, and something about his girl being frisky, I mean we get it. But, really rain just ruins everything in my opinion. Again, I know rain is necessary, but it just is so damn excessive during Spring.

2. HELLO BLINDING PALE EVERYTHING

Thanks to winter we are all as pale as the moon (unless you go tanning, but then you just look silly during winter). I mean it's like we literally were locked in a dark dungeon for three months and come out looking like Yzma all pale and scary looking now being forced to wear shorts because of the warm weather. 

3. LEFTOVER WINTER FAT

Now, my level of motivation for working out is already kind of low and once the cold months roll around, then all hope is lost. The last thing I want to do is leave my comfortable, warm bed and go in the tundra to drive to the gym and workout. It's just not a possible option for me. So, again once Spring rolls around and I am forced to wear shorts, I am not very happy.  

Finally, #4. I NOW HAVE TO SHAVE 
Listen, you are a liar if you're a girl and you say you shave your legs during the winter. I mean we have to stay warm somehow right? Well, with spring arriving I have to shave my legs now. What is up with that? I gotta take an extra 10 minutes in the shower now to shave my legs and I don't know if I am ready for that yet. 

Anyway, I'll end the rant here. Hope everyone has a wonderful day and HAPPY SPRING!