|"Speaking of tough titties."|
Which means that Kenna's Korner is actually pretty close to Penwasser Place.
See what I did there? Although, the image of fish sex is a little unsettling.
Anyway, speaking of Penwasser Place, I've asked the proprietor of said establishment to pen (short for "penwasser," I...am...so...clever) a short (he promised) post. So, without further adieu...you know him as "Al." I know him as "Dad" (seriously, has anyone NOT figured that out?).
Let's give it up for Al Penwasser!
"Good afternoon, Kenna. Can I call you 'Kenna?'"
"Certainly! Can I call you 'Al?'"
"Certainly not. Shall I go ahead?"
Anyway, I'd like to thank my daughter for allowing me to visit her humble place. As I told you over at Penwasser Place, this is my first guest post, so I hope I'm doing it right. It doesn't seem too difficult. After all, it's not like I'm setting up a healthcare website, is it?
I gotta tell you, I was very pleased to see that Kenna started her own blog, through no persuasion on my part. Mostly, because it should be her decision. But, also, how much time do you think it takes to come up with uproariously funny Captain Captions week after week?
I also didn't try to steer her in this direction or that. Of course, I did make a couple suggestions. For instance, the first name for her blog was something like Ramblings of a White Girl. I thought it was kinda funny, but she didn't immediately understand how, in today's day and age, it might be perceived. Bad enough her last name is Lynch (come ON, does anybody NOT know THAT!?).
|"Oh, we wouldn't mind, dear. |
Now have you seen that nice colored girl with our ice tea and cheese sandwiches?"
That all said, I was surprised that her tone, her style, her "schtick" is very similar to my own. Except for the "man humping fish" thing.
|"The Farce is strong in her."|
If I've learned nothing else in the years I've been a wildly successful, award-winning author who cleans toilets for a living, I've learned that keeping blog posts short and (dear Lord, I hope) funny is the way to go. Including a couple pictures along the way also (dear Lord, I hope) helps keep people interested. Pictures with captions are also a fantastic idea, as well. They (dear Lord, I hope) hold peoples' interest. If nothing else, they provide easy material for a quick comment as readers scroll through the post.
|Okay, maybe not so successful|
For that, you all are welcome.
Luckily, Kenna's Korner already does that. My biggest suggestion to her is that she keep a "picture library" on file. That way, she can quickly go to her list rather than Google a particular image.
|Plus, this could really raise Search Engine flags.|
Finally, I suggested she go with one or two posts a week. Most importantly, she can concentrate on her work as a college student-she'll be graduating in May. Plus, one post a week will keep the things fresh, resulting in an excited readership who just can't wait to read each new entry. You know, like a Penwasser Place (dear Lord, I hope).
So, in keeping with my advice, I'm going to keep this short and go fishing.
|Hey, she brought it up.|
"You're more than welcome. Lucky for me, this guest post has met the criteria for only one post a week so I'm set till next weekend. But, before I go, how 'bout a little Miley?"